Let the people around you know you're a paranoid schizophrenic without even saying a word! It exudes coolness both in terms of perceived paranoia and broadcasting your thoughts via a tiny chip hidden in the material. Plus, its featherlight and moisture-wicking, which ensures comfort even on the hottest days.
we are NOT responsible for ANY extra-terrestrial meta-materials and or "chips" found in the fibers of this shirt.
(ONLY FOR THE TRULY DEDICATED)
• Fabric composition in the EU: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric composition in the US: 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight in the EU: 2.95 oz./yd.² (100 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US: 3.24 oz./yd.² (110 g/m²)
• Fabric specifications in the EU: Breathable; moisture-wicking material with UPF50+ protection
• Oversized fit
• Blank product components sourced from China/Mexico
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
